Girlfriend Hair
1. The hair atop a steady girlfriends head usually without style or care for how it may look. Sometimes one single length, straight and with a side bang as a way of holding on to any sort of femininity that may still be there. Also may be in a constant ponytail state. A definite sign of the girlfriend no longer caring about how she looks because she obviously thinks her boyfriend will love her no matter how she may look.
2. A young woman's pubic hair which has not been shaved for a duration of time. Again thinking because she is in a steady relationship, she no longer needs to keep it short and clean any longer and can now let it get to the length of a yetti. Also a strategy used for preventing sex and establishing many nights of cuddling instead.
2. A young woman's pubic hair which has not been shaved for a duration of time. Again thinking because she is in a steady relationship, she no longer needs to keep it short and clean any longer and can now let it get to the length of a yetti. Also a strategy used for preventing sex and establishing many nights of cuddling instead.
1.
Girl 1: Steve broke up with me over 3 weeks ago and I still have girlfriend hair!
Girl 2: You had better get a cut and style on the quick because you're starting to look pathetic.
2.
Girl 1: Last night I saw Angela change from her jeans into her sweat pants. She's totally got girlfriend hair going on, so much so in fact that it's causing a slight bulge in her panties. Nick must be angry at all the sex he's not getting. She better take a trimmer to that rat's nest before he drops her.
Girl 1: Steve broke up with me over 3 weeks ago and I still have girlfriend hair!
Girl 2: You had better get a cut and style on the quick because you're starting to look pathetic.
2.
Girl 1: Last night I saw Angela change from her jeans into her sweat pants. She's totally got girlfriend hair going on, so much so in fact that it's causing a slight bulge in her panties. Nick must be angry at all the sex he's not getting. She better take a trimmer to that rat's nest before he drops her.
no-girlfriend hair
the hair that appears on the necks of men with poor social skills and those men who lack suave-ness with the ladies.
guys with girlfriends have the ladies trim this hair between haircuts...men without girlfriends do not have this luxury.
guys with girlfriends have the ladies trim this hair between haircuts...men without girlfriends do not have this luxury.
ooh, check out the dude with the no-girlfriend hair, thats so easy to spot. loser.