Girl Scout

A way to get amazing cookies

are on the dark side

The club for girls age 5-17 that teaches them people skills, real life skills, and money hounding skills. You can identify them by the shiny buttons and hand-sew patches on their vest or sash. Or you can look outside of a local grocery store for the munchkin asking (polietly, taught by her leader!) "would you like to buy some girl scout cookies?".

1. A youth program for girls (female equivalent to the Boy Scouts) that works to teach them life skills and how to sell cookies.

2. Slang for lesbian.

Young prudy girls who are taught "life skills" by elderly lesbian women and enjoy it until they become 18 years of age when they realize what they've gotten themselves into.

that act of publicly judging any or all females in your field of vision

A race of slimey, smelly blob creatures from a distanct planet called Drog whom take the form of an adolescent/preteen girls to sell stale and poisoned cookies to the human population in an attempt to take over the world.
The cookies are made by slaves - the human girls they had abducted and replaced.