Girlse, Idaho
"Sister" city to da predominantly-male capital-city metropolis.
In an old "Archie" cartoon, everyone's favorite freckle-faced teenage redhead gleefully joined da girls' football team, in da hope of "scoring" big-time with da cute bosomy wide-hipped athletes. What he didn't foresee, though, was how tough and aggressive said hard-muscled chicks were on da playing field, and so he ended up fleeing from said "Girlse, Idaho" arena and hastening back to "Boise", showing up at Coach Kleats' dugout all battered, bruised, and covered in mud and bandages.