girltarded
When a female behaves illogicaly, irrationally, or generally insane for no apparent reason
"Jill and I had a great first date, but she never called me back when I asked her out the second time. She's girltarded."
Girltard
A male's state of mind when he encounters a beautiful girl. Common symptoms include stuttering, nonsense talk or excessive smiling.
I didn't know what to say or how to act. I was a total girltard!