girltee
A sad, failed attempt by a teenage guy to grow a goatee, usually in hopes of looking tough. Ends up resembling one that a girl might be able to grow. Definately not schmiff.
-Hey man, check this out! See this wicked goatee I'm growing?
-Nah, sorry, all I see is a litte girltee
-Nah, sorry, all I see is a litte girltee