Gizzer
One who can not keep a secret.
AJ Green is a gizzer
gizzer
Someone is old; frequently used to describe forgetfulness, or physical impairment because of age; a verbal jab used to denote extreme age and it's impairments.
You big gizzer, can't you hack it? Need a cane?
Turkey Gizzer
One who "jizzes" on Turkeys
Rafael is a Turkey Gizzer