Gjelstad
A Norwegian potato liker, who pretends to be good at soccer when all he is good at is sucking, in both senses of the word. Has probably the worst pair of glasses in the world and refuses to wear contacts. Gets consistently jumped by girls and could possibly become part of Hitler's Arian master race.
Dude 1: Lets play guess the human. Fgt glasses guy who sucks at soccer and gets jumped by girls
Dude 2: Oh, it must be Gjelstad
Dude 2: Oh, it must be Gjelstad