Glacier Shit
A bowel movement that progresses at the speed of a glacier
I ate so much cheese this weekend my Monday morning elimination was a glacier shit!
shit glacier
When someone takes a particularly stinky dump in an upstairs bathroom, so bad that the stench fills the upstairs & then comes rolling down the stairs, the slow-moving flow of stench downhill is called a "shit glacier".
The worst of which sometimes makes it all the way to the foot of the stairs.
The worst of which sometimes makes it all the way to the foot of the stairs.
"Man, I had to climb through a shit glacier to get to the upstairs restroom!"
shit glacier
A frozen mass of feces frequently found in the undergarments of particularly incompetent mountaineers.
After yet another seven summits failure, Joe's tent mate suffered the added indignity of having to remove a shit glacier from Joe's putrid underpants.