Glapion
furry little creature found on the east coast of the US. Normally invisible to the naked eye yet has been spotted in Burger King parking lots or in front of day care centers.
1SG: Where is Private Dickface?
Squad Leader: I don't know 1SG. I guess he decided not to come to formation today.
1SG: So basically you're telling me he pulled a Glapion?
Squad Leader: Roger that!
Squad Leader: I don't know 1SG. I guess he decided not to come to formation today.
1SG: So basically you're telling me he pulled a Glapion?
Squad Leader: Roger that!