GLARCH
TO MESS SOMETHING UP IN A REALLY GROSS AND NASTY WAY. FOR EXAMPLE DISCOVERING MOUSE TURDS IN YOUR FAST FOOD....THE FOOD WAS GLARCHED. IT CAN BE A VERB OR PAST TENSE VERB.
I DISCOVERED A MOUSE TURD IN MY SALAD...THE SALAD WAS TOO GLARCHED TO EAT.
GLARCH
To make something undesirable or ugly. Most notably would be the example of a box of toothpicks having been discovered to contain mouse turds. One would say that the toothpicks are Glarched. Or if the Cat shit on the carpet, the carpet would be glarched.
O Gawd!, I have stepped in shit!! The damned cat glarched the carpet!