Glarf
upon stepping up or down a step/curb, one only places a portion of their foot on the ledge and once full pressure of the body is applied, the foot slips down in a speedy fashion; therefore completing a "glarf".
"oh Leroy, did u see that stupid fuck just glarf on the curb walking into wal-mart!?!"
glarf
glarf is a word inspired the sound of a cock in one's throat, but it can be used in everyday language without using more obvious expletives...
what the glarf?
this is glarfic.
frikken glarfity.
glarfing whores.
this is glarfic.
frikken glarfity.
glarfing whores.
glarf
a dumb fuck
your such a glarf
glarf
Noun; a mental deficiency such as the inability to retain a certain piece of information. For example the name of a certain person.
A man said to his wife: "You're brother-in-law's first name is a glarf to me, I know that you have told me a thousand times but I just can't retain it."
glarfe
loser frog guy
Person 1: i hate glarfe
person 3: m,e too
person 2: i am glarf
person 3: m,e too
person 2: i am glarf
Glarf
(verb) The act of mega splooge
He told his wife he was about to glarf!
Glarfing
Vomiting with a significant other as a bonding moment; not sexual in any way.
"Me and my girlfriend are so much closer after some glarfing."