Glazed Dick
1. The situation in which you skeet before going to sleep and waking up with a crusty underwear resembling a glazed doughnut.
2. The situation in which your dick is spewing cum and dries up into a glazed dick.
2. The situation in which your dick is spewing cum and dries up into a glazed dick.
"After jacking off last night, i was too lazy too clean myself so I woke up this morning and had glazed dick."
"my dick feels flaky, I must have a glazed dick."
"my dick feels flaky, I must have a glazed dick."
Glazed Donut Dick
A term uncommonly used to define a ring of crust around ones penis due to intercourse with a nasty women
"Dude i fucked a nasty whore, and now i have glazed donut dick"
dick to dick glazing
When two or more people hype each other up while making fun of someone
Joe: “says something funny making fun about someone”
Chad:*laughs* or says something to build upon the starting joke
Kyle: y’all dick to dick glazing rn
Chad:*laughs* or says something to build upon the starting joke
Kyle: y’all dick to dick glazing rn
Dick to dick glazing
When one nigga hopping on your meat then another nigga join in to do the same
“This dick to dick glazing Ong”
Eat a dick glazed in shit
An exclamation of anger or disgust.
Imagine a Long John doughnut covered in chocolate, but instead, a dick covered in shit.
Imagine a Long John doughnut covered in chocolate, but instead, a dick covered in shit.
Fuck you, eat a dick glazed in shit!
I wish Snooki would eat a dick glazed in shit.
I wish Snooki would eat a dick glazed in shit.