Glaze the ham
The act of having sexual intercourse doggy style and pulling out before orgasm and ejaculating on her arse the spanking her while exclaiming "Baby i just glazed your ham!"
Yeah man last night the girl didnt expect me to glaze the ham but she loved it.
Glazing the Ham
1) Blow job (where saliva adds wetness to the cock)
2) Fucking (where pussy juice adds wetness to the cock)
2) Fucking (where pussy juice adds wetness to the cock)
Some broads are experts at glazing the ham!
Glazing the Ham
When you are at a relatives house for Thanksgiving and you have to sneak in a jerk-off session. It is a delicate situation and requires the skill of a true perv.
At Thanksgiving dinner this year I got caught glazing the ham by my grandmother.
glazed ham
The act in which a guy blows his load all over a girls ass
" Man I busted a nut on this chick last night and gave her a glazed ham"
Glazed Ham
The act of having sexual intercourse with a girl doggy style (vaginal or anal), pulling out before orgasm and ejaculating all over her back and arse. At which point you would give the girl a massage using said semen as a massage oil substitute. The end result should give the girls spooge ridden body the desired resemblance of a glazed ham.
Man! thats the last time i forget to bring baby oil, I ended up having to give that girl a Glazed Ham.
Glazed Ham
When a guy is having sex with their partner from the rear. Before ejaculation they pull out and cum all over the persons ass cheeks and then spread it all around with their hand. Creating a shiny "Glazed Ham"
Oh man her ass was so big it took two loads to make a glazed ham
Glazed Ham Booty
A Booty that looks so good and perfectly thick, (non of that fat shit) that you just wanna take a bite out that mother fucker!!!
Damn yo look at that bitch with that glazed ham booty over there, i wanna bite that shit!
Damn I heard Frank's girl got that glazed ham booty, shit some niggas got all the luck!
Damn I heard Frank's girl got that glazed ham booty, shit some niggas got all the luck!