Glenys

Welsh for peace and love. A defender of justice. You want one in your corner for she will defend you for life. A rare gem.

Often called Gladys, Gwendolyn or Gwyneth by those who don't listen. Using a person's name is the best compliment one can give, so get it right.

Welsh for 'tree by the cottage at the end of the valley by the dog drinking water. A very kind person, an angry liverpudlian, says 'like' too much but is a really cool person. Relentless in the pursuit of cleanliness. Has one sister. Does not like to me called a 'male.' Often mistaken for 'Gwenys' and merged with the name mike to create the one decent name of Glike.

lovely person who cares way too much about her hair. usually very cute, has a cute giggle, and is a genuine person

making little or no sence at any given time

A small version of 50 Cent's face on a persons elbow. Everyone is born with a Glenis and it matures at the same rate as the owner. Originally, the Gleni (plural of Glenis) were in charge. This was until the humans realized that the Glenis is located on the elbow and therefore have very little power as they cant move. A Glenis must be fed a sausage at every meal, and the owner must say the words "Here's your Glizzy, Glenis!" at which point the Glenis will swallow it whole. In 1969, the US government began forcing Glenal Removal Surgery on everyone as they slept. This is why we no longer have Gleni, they also erased them from history.

THE NAME YOU GIVE A COOL PHYSICAL SCIENCE TEACHER

The stereotypical, obnoxious & insufferable middle aged white women.