glinche
To simultaneously insult and compliment a person.
That dude with the Kentucky Waterfall mullet just totally glinched that chick with the IROC-Z mullet.
Glinch
a slang term for the clitoris, usually said by people who are too squeamish to say the word "clit".
Fred:"So I totally pleasured her by touching her clit"
Bob:"Shh, don't say the word clit. Glinch sounds so much better!"
Bob:"Shh, don't say the word clit. Glinch sounds so much better!"
Glinch
A sharp, alarming, and almost unbearable pain momentarily affecting the anus region.
"oh fuck, i just got a glinch!"
Glinch
When ones butthole tightens! Like as when goosed or tampered with!
That scared me so bad I glinched!
Glinch Tennis
Two males having sex with a single dirty, trashy girl (preferably a smoker) at The Glinch.
Yo, we totally played Glinch Tennis last night! She was a total glit clit though.