Glockenspiel
1. A racist slur used by percussionists aimed towards other people but usually band kids
2. A percussion instrument with pitched metal bars arranged in a keyboard layout and is struck with a mallet to create sound, also known as bells
Can also be shorted to “glock”
2. A percussion instrument with pitched metal bars arranged in a keyboard layout and is struck with a mallet to create sound, also known as bells
Can also be shorted to “glock”
Nerd 1: yo our band director is such being such a glockenspiel right now
Nerd 2: ayo that’s some racist shit man
Nerd 2: ayo that’s some racist shit man
Glockenspiel
Used as a German way to say "glock".
If you keep talking, I will get the glockenspiel.
Glockenspiel
The sexual act of receiving fellatio while firing off handguns or rifles wildly into the air, preferably on the beach, at sunrise.
"Dude, I totally got a glockenspiel this morning. Now I need to go buy more ammo."
Glockenspiel
The practice of a man running his erect penis over another person's rib cage.
"I played that biatch like a glockenspiel"
Glockenspiel
A dick.
Ayo I've got a massive glockenspiel you know fam
Glockenspiel
Reference to the male sex organs as a whole (aka the males reproductive organ)
Do you shave your glockenspiel?
Glockenspiel
Artist formally known as Luke Keun, and just the coolest word in the world
Glockenspiel rocked the hizzouse