gloiven

Believed to be the Jewish slang for anus, or a random exclamation of enjoyment. Often a source of pain, pain in the gloiven.

A super nerd that lives at home in his moms basement. He enjoys meatloaf and nachos. Usually very pimply and a minimum weight requirement of 250 pounds. Occupations of gloivens include: Comic book stores, Movie rental, Video game store or unemployment. Hobbies can include Playing with warhammer and speaking elf language. Men with pony tails are a sure sign of a gloiven and pale skin as well. Unkept smell is a major factor.