glonk

Someone who does absolutely nothing and dies

Also a lifestyle

I been in bed all day today what level of glonk is this ?? 🤠🤠

glonk

The sound a Wookie makes.

Chewbacca glonked as he ran into battle.

glonk

A slang term for cum, specifically when it's in your hair.

Fuck there's glonk in my hair.

glonk

The act of a man, during mid coitus, deciding to stop having sex with a woman, just for the sheer gratification of showing that he is supreme and dominant and therefore superior to the woman.

I was totally getting my swerve on with Amanda last night when I decided to glonk that bitch after 10 minutes. She wasn't happy, but who cares? Bitch don' got glonked!

glonk

v., onomatopoeia for the sound that Gmail chat makes when someone sends you an instant message.

Hold on, someone just glonked me.

Glonk

Does absolutely nothing and dies

Danielle's such a glonk watching tv and eating Doritos all day

Glonk

When someone, or something, does absolutely nothing and dies.

"I am glonking out in COD!"

俚语	glonk
释义	glonk Someone who does absolutely nothing and dies Also a lifestyle I been in bed all day today what level of glonk is this ?? 🤠🤠 glonk The sound a Wookie makes. Chewbacca glonked as he ran into battle. glonk A slang term for cum, specifically when it's in your hair. Fuck there's glonk in my hair. glonk The act of a man, during mid coitus, deciding to stop having sex with a woman, just for the sheer gratification of showing that he is supreme and dominant and therefore superior to the woman. I was totally getting my swerve on with Amanda last night when I decided to glonk that bitch after 10 minutes. She wasn't happy, but who cares? Bitch don' got glonked! glonk v., onomatopoeia for the sound that Gmail chat makes when someone sends you an instant message. Hold on, someone just glonked me. Glonk Does absolutely nothing and dies Danielle's such a glonk watching tv and eating Doritos all day Glonk When someone, or something, does absolutely nothing and dies. "I am glonking out in COD!"
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