glonk
Someone who does absolutely nothing and dies
Also a lifestyle
Also a lifestyle
I been in bed all day today what level of glonk is this ?? 🤠🤠
glonk
The sound a Wookie makes.
Chewbacca glonked as he ran into battle.
Glonk
Does absolutely nothing and dies
Danielle's such a glonk watching tv and eating Doritos all day
Glonk
When someone, or something, does absolutely nothing and dies.
"I am glonking out in COD!"
Glonk
do be utterly useless, and do absolutely nothing
man 1: "my friend Carlos is so lazy, he does nothing but sit in his living room and eat pizza sometimes, what a glonk!"
man 2: "yeah what a fucking useless glonk."
man 2: "yeah what a fucking useless glonk."
Glonk
Does absolutely nothing and dies.
Man, I'm such a glonk today!
Glonk
(n.) Does absolutely nothing and dies
"my teammates are being Glonks"