gloopy sampson
When you are wiping your ass, and you get shit on your finger(s) accidentally.
Trying to wipe off the hanging chad resulted in a vicious gloopy sampson.
It is inadvisable to take a shit in a moving motorhome; you may get a gloopy sampson.
It is inadvisable to take a shit in a moving motorhome; you may get a gloopy sampson.