Glorb
Noun. A portmanteau of "globe" and "orb" meaning spherical in shape.
There were many glorbs of gum stuck to the bottom of the desk.
Glorb
Excessive clock/wristwatch/timepiece watching in anticipation of the conclusion of a class/workday/workout session/ ballet recital/ visit to the proctologist etc.
Dude 1: "Man, I cant believe how boring this class is!"
Dude 2: "Ya I agree, Ive been glorbing for the last half hour."
Dude 2: "Ya I agree, Ive been glorbing for the last half hour."
glorb
To inhale or consume with great vigor.
"Wow, look at him glorbing those doughnuts!"
"Johnny, you glorb the cock."
"Johnny, you glorb the cock."
Glorbing
To do something spontaneously, with jerkey motions.
I was glorbing with your mom last night.
I just had a glorbe moment.
I just had a glorbe moment.
Glorbs
Glorious Orbs; Breasts, Glorious Breasts. These aren't just ANY boobs. They are perfect. They're C's or D's Round, Supple, and Beautiful.
Dude, Look over there, That girls glorbs are keeping her afloat.
glorb
a flabby portion of skin. usually found on the upper arm and stomach.
"Look at the glorbs on the teacher's arms!"
"Look at her glorb jiggle when she waddles down the hall."
"Look at her glorb jiggle when she waddles down the hall."
meat-glorb
a food item that mainly consists of meat, meat, and more meat
The new KFC Double Down isn't a real sandwich: it's a meat-glorb!