glorp
A Person that strives to pursue created wants, and achieve added value in paradigm shifting private sector jobs.
That ex-fraternity member, Lance Bibson, he sure is a glorp.
glorp
A single loud and disturbing report from the anus; a loud wet fart resulting in skid-marks on your shorts. (From Hustler magazine cartoon).
GLLORrrrPppp! Hey, you better check your shorts...
glorp
a cool word to yell to help you vent your frustration
whoever you're dating:im leaving you you:GLORP!
glorp
A chubby vagina so disgusting you would swear it could take a dump.
Man, I knew this chick has poundage, but her glorp was so nasty I couldn't find the hole!
glorp
A substance made in fifth-grade science class by combining corn starch and water, which reacts like a solid sometimes and like a liqid other times. Either that, or a delicious snack involving yogurt with Cheerios in it, I can't remember which.
Golly, this glorp sure is delicious!
glorp
a man wearing no pants
that dude went full glorp
Glorpe
Someone, while in the bathtub that farts and then bites the bubbles.
Bob Anderson is the National Glorpe Champion. He bit all 73 bubbles in 45 seconds!