glorping
The act of a pet cleaning it's genitals, identified by the sound a pet makes when cleaning it's genitals.
Hey, no glorping on the sofa!
glorping
the act of trying to eat ones farts bubbles in the bathtub.
sorry i took so long to get ready... i was busy glorping
Glorpe
Someone, while in the bathtub that farts and then bites the bubbles.
Bob Anderson is the National Glorpe Champion. He bit all 73 bubbles in 45 seconds!
glorp
A Person that strives to pursue created wants, and achieve added value in paradigm shifting private sector jobs.
That ex-fraternity member, Lance Bibson, he sure is a glorp.
Glorp
Any sex related act that is nsfw that is also accompanied with googly eyes.
Guy A: Have you checked out r/glorp?
Guy B: You mean that weird porn with googly eyes? You watch that shit?
Guy B: You mean that weird porn with googly eyes? You watch that shit?
Glorp
A task or activity that is both tedious and complex, typically used to describe an activity in a videogame.
person 1: "I really don't like grinding for camos in CoD."
person 2: "Yeah I hate glorp in games."
person 2: "Yeah I hate glorp in games."
glorp
A single loud and disturbing report from the anus; a loud wet fart resulting in skid-marks on your shorts. (From Hustler magazine cartoon).
GLLORrrrPppp! Hey, you better check your shorts...