Glurn
Anything that is inherently shitty but is looking its absolute best. Can be used to describe an adjective, noun or verb.
"Bro that dress shirts sucks but it's pretty damn glurn!"
"Whoah steve, your uncle's '83 Dodge MVP is straight glurning!"
"Man, Joey is one ugly motherfucker... But that dude's got glurn"
"Whoah steve, your uncle's '83 Dodge MVP is straight glurning!"
"Man, Joey is one ugly motherfucker... But that dude's got glurn"