GoatC++
GoatC++, formerly known as GoatC with Classes, is an anal-oriented free-form programming language. One of the major features that GoatC++ has over regular GoatC is multiple inheritance; it allows a class to be derived from more than one base class, for example, a "anal stretching" class can inherit from both "anal" and "orifice stretching". The main controversy about said multiple inheritance is that the compiler will often program into the binary random memory leakages and hangs; in fact, poorly coded C++ is INDISTINGUISHABLE from GoatC++.
Goddamn it, I thought I knew enough about GoatC++ to pass the certification test!