Goatmengitis

A disease that is contracted from goats through means of intimate relations. The disease is sometimes contagious depending on the breed and gender of the goat, as well as a few other environmental factors.

Symptoms include possible fever, runny nose, watery eyes, headache, and upset stomach, though not all symptoms are always presented.
At the time, the disease will mostly disappear on its own, however it is possible for the disease to revive itself at a later date. There is no permanent cure as of now.