Goat Rider
An individual that fucks the shit out of goats.
"Damn dude did you know Matt is a real Goat Rider"
WGR - Wet Goat Rider
A term that can be applied to anyone boring, and therefore not exhibiting behaviour likely to gain them admiration or respect from their closest friends. Can also mean someone who rides wet goats in the literal sense.
"Are you comin' out to play pool?"
"No, I'm not feeling it tonight"
"Don't be a WGR"
"What d'you call me?"
"A WGR - Wet Goat Rider"
"OK I'll come out"
"No, I'm not feeling it tonight"
"Don't be a WGR"
"What d'you call me?"
"A WGR - Wet Goat Rider"
"OK I'll come out"