goba tea
the first bottled white people bubble tea aka. gentrified boba tea where you don't need to leave your home to get boba or as white people say "bubble tea." can be thought of as a daily boba that that doesn't make you thicc but still tastes great!!!
boyfriend: babe i bought you some goba tea because i know you like to suck and two you like two swallow these balls
ABG gf: ahhh gimme my goba tea now!!!!
ABG gf: ahhh gimme my goba tea now!!!!