gobblergram

The gobblergram is a descendant of the kissogram, a British stag night tradition, in which a hot-looking woman approaches the groom-to-be on his final night of freedom out drinking with his mates, slips under the table where he's sitting with them and proceeds to relieve his...tension, after which she pops back up and tears off "her" wig, revealing that our hero's pleasurable experience was only superficially a heterosexual one. Not everyone can be guaranteed to cope well with this realization however, and the purchasers of the service should be responsible for clearing a path to the exit in case a rapid getaway is necessary. It is particularly important to capture the expression on the recipient's face on video for posterity, and a couple of people should be assigned this task.