Gochujangphobia
The gut wrenching fear of gochujang (Korean chili paste).
Person 1: yo who would win in a fight, Jawny or Sayboss?
Person 2: WTF? Anyway, have you seen my gochujang
Person 1: *starts trembling in fear”
Person 3: Oh he most definitely got gochujangphobia
Person 2: WTF? Anyway, have you seen my gochujang
Person 1: *starts trembling in fear”
Person 3: Oh he most definitely got gochujangphobia