Angel of the Morning
A particularly curved, solid bowel movement that, while exiting the anus, "reaches around" and makes contact with an outer area of one of your butt cheeks before breaking off and falling into the toilet bowl.
Sally: "Why did you use the whole roll of toilet paper this morning?"
Mitch: "Because I laid down an Angel of the Morning, sadly."
Sally: "Ahh, it touched your cheek before leaving you, eh?"
Mitch: "Quite."
Sally: "Jolly. Let's east scones and sing."
Mitch: "Because I laid down an Angel of the Morning, sadly."
Sally: "Ahh, it touched your cheek before leaving you, eh?"
Mitch: "Quite."
Sally: "Jolly. Let's east scones and sing."