god days
A term used by Christians who want to believe in both the bible and popular scientific theories (big bang, evolution, etc). The idea is that while the bible says it took god seven days to make the universe, it did not specify seven standard 24 days on Earth.
Rather, it is assumed that seven days to god were millions of years to humans.
Rather, it is assumed that seven days to god were millions of years to humans.
Steve: How can you believe in the big bang theory when you just said you believed god created the earth in seven days?
Jeff: WOAH MAN! Those were GOD days, not human days.
Steve: .......
Jeff: WOAH MAN! Those were GOD days, not human days.
Steve: .......
Sex Gods Day
On this day that occurs once a year on the 12th of May, all sex gods hold extreme power and can do what they please when they please. The rank of sex god is marvellous and can be achieved if you are an actual sex god.
Taya: I’m a sex god so today is my day
Me: Woohoo sex gods day
Beth: I am lucky to be a sex god
Me: Woohoo sex gods day
Beth: I am lucky to be a sex god
God's Judgement Day
The day when god kills the gays
I can't wait until God's Judgement day