God-knows-where-land
Use this word, when you want to name a completely random unspecified place from anywhere on the Earth, which is most likely far away from the place you are currently at.
Me: "Dude, my postal servcice just told me they mixed up my package and sent it to somoene else, but they cannot find out to who!"
My friend: "Damn, that sucks! Where do you think the package is now?"
Me: "I don't know. It's probably far away in God-knows-where-land by now."
My friend: "Damn, that sucks! Where do you think the package is now?"
Me: "I don't know. It's probably far away in God-knows-where-land by now."