Godsplaining
To attribute divine significance to something, usually in a forced manner
Random lady: These flowers start blooming during the Pentacostal period once a year. Before bloom, it looks like praying saints, after bloom it looks like a flying dove. How amazing is God's creation!
Friend: Are they godsplaining nature? The flowers bloom when the light, temperature, and climate conditions are right.
Friend: Are they godsplaining nature? The flowers bloom when the light, temperature, and climate conditions are right.
Godsplaining
Definition #1: Verb: To dogmatically share your spiritual knowledge without asking for consent.
Definition #2: The spiritual equivalent of "Mansplaining" where the ‘splainer (man or woman) breaks down God and spirituality in a dogmatic fashion, without humility or curiosity.
Noun: Godsplainer
Definition #2: The spiritual equivalent of "Mansplaining" where the ‘splainer (man or woman) breaks down God and spirituality in a dogmatic fashion, without humility or curiosity.
Noun: Godsplainer
Ever since my sister subscribed to Deepak Chopra’s meditation app, she’s renamed herself Mango and has been Godsplaining like she was the Buddha. herself.
Godsplaining
The attempt to earn cultural capital or seduce by explaining spiritual concepts to people even though no one has asked for or needs an explanation.
Yeah, I overheard him Godsplaining to you last night at yoga. Ugh.
Godsplainer
Noun: A person who dogmatically lectures others about spirituality without understanding, curiosity, humility or consent.
My sister is such a Godsplainer... she listened to one Deepak Chopra meditation and now she's going around mindfulness as if she's the Buddha herself.