gohawk

A portmanteau describing a style of facial hair that is an amalgamation of a goatee and a mohawk. It should be relatively thin in width and (ideally) start below the lip, continue over the chin, and end just before the Adam's apple, although many variations are possible. Generally, the longer the hair gets, the greater the effect.

1. Referring to an uninhibited sexual event performed by two 12s of superior skill and caliber resulting in extreme gratification of privations and with the complete absence of obligation or implications following. While this event is unrestricted in time and location, it is measurably enhanced by the sporting of Seattle Seahawks fan gear and therefore most favorably coincides with #bluefriday, #tgibf, #12thman, #gameday, #louder, or #notime2sleep.

2. May also be used to suggest and arrange a new event or communicate memory and desire resulting from a past event between two current or previously participating 12s.