going to get milk
dad's never coming back
dad: "hey im going to get milk, be back soon"
6 years later: *still gone*
6 years later: *still gone*
I’m going to get milk
Not returning home ever again
“Wife/ child I’m going to get milk” - then never comes back
Going to get the milk
What your dad says when he leaves the house. He's actually going to Las Vegas and his new supermodel wife is "showing him where the milk is."
Bye, I'm going to get the milk!
i'm going to get the milk!
The thing Dad's say when they make a break for it. The last thing I heard from my dad.
Dad: Be right back, honey! I'm going to get the milk!
Mom: Just go, Have fun with HANNAH!
Dad: Wow! Thanks, I will!
Mom: Just go, Have fun with HANNAH!
Dad: Wow! Thanks, I will!
Go get some milk
Something you usually hear from your dad before he leaves you and comes back after you’ve become a famous football player
*child is born*
Dad: Sees child
Dad: Alright hun, you stay here while I go get some milk from the store
Dad: Sprints out of hospital and flies out of state
Dad: Sees child
Dad: Alright hun, you stay here while I go get some milk from the store
Dad: Sprints out of hospital and flies out of state
gotta go get milk
never coming back
ill be back gotta go get milk.
i am going to get some milk
what dads say to their son
Son, I am going to get some milk