going traffical
A combination of events that often causes one to become angry usually in a driving environment. A spin-off of going postal, whereas, going postal does not specifically have an event to cause the response.
I knew I was going traffical when I busted his windsheild with a baseball bat.
Stop & Go Traffic
When on the rode, and the lights keep turning red, then green again. You often catch every red light, leaving you waiting. This traffic usually always has at least 1 accident.
Boss(On phone with employee): Why are you so late for work?
Employee(On phone with Boss): Sorry, Sir, I ran into some Stop & Go Traffic!!!
Employee(On phone with Boss): Sorry, Sir, I ran into some Stop & Go Traffic!!!
Stop and go traffic
When a male attempts to perform the act of urination and suddenly a turtle head approaches the end of the cave. Immediately rendering the urinater to pinch it off resulting in failing to push out the pee. This creates the same effect as stop and go traffic battling to push out urine and simultaneously pinch off a loaf.
Example 1: Damnit, i can't piss cause i'm too busy clenching cheek, stupid stop and go traffic.
Go play with traffic
something you say to someone who has made an embarrasing/silly comment
sarah - lets go feed the hens
peter - no, go play with traffic
peter - no, go play with traffic