Goldbluming

To be so obsessed with a topic that you start repeating words and sounding like Jeff Goldblum

To go from being extremely intoxicated to sober in a very short period of time, like Jeff Goldblum did in Independence Day right before he made the computer virus that destroyed the alien invaders.

Not just a win, but a win of the most epic proportions. Originated from Flyntologists during the first holy Texmas, it is named after Flyntologist Lord and Savior Jeff Goldblum. Not to be capitalized, as it is not used as a proper noun.

Antonym: Brundle

To draw attention to a person's negative physical characteristics (especially those of someone's crush), like Jeff Goldblum's ears, and thus to make them uncrushworthy forever.

To sneakily attack someone using only your fingers or a long object. Because Jeff Goldblum has creepy, unusually long fingers.

When a video game crashes/freezes/gameplay becomes jittery.
Taken from the 1st helicopter scene in jurassic park when jeff goldblum laughs and people like to rewind it and play it over many times because it sounds funny- and so the tape gets warn out and lines come across it and stuff.

To be raped after a breaking and entering. Either commited by street thugs or in prison. the term was coined from 1974's classic film Death Wish where jeff Goldblum rapes the main characters daughter.