gold caking
when you piss on a woman's face and immediately ejaculate on it and the messy medley of man juice and liquid waste becomes fluffy and cakelike
dude, that girl doesnt care what the hell you put on her face. I heard Jimmy O'Keefe even gold caked her once.
Gold-Bond Cake
When you put gold bond on your balls in order to prevent chaffing and/or major ball sweat, but instead of doing its job, the powdery gold bond mixeds with your ball sweat and forms a thick, cake-like substance.
Bob:"Damn Dude, my balls are sweating so bad man."
Bill:"I know dude, I have some major gold-bond cake going on right now!"
Bill:"I know dude, I have some major gold-bond cake going on right now!"