golden monkey

This is an athletic negro that got a full scholarship to an ivy league school not because he can read and write, but because he is seven and a half feet tall and plays basketball like a moefoe.

"I can't believe that golden monkey. He doesn't even know what keeps the sun shining, but he gets a full scholarship."

golden monkey

A drink invented by a bartender called Monkey at a place called the Swiss in Tacoma. Exact recipe is unknown but ingredients include smashed lemons, Malibu rum, 151, Pineapple juice..

Made by request as an original drink for the guitar player of the band Kry.

Hey can I get a golden monkey?

Golden Monkey

A sexual act in which one throws feces at their partner and then washes it off by urinating on them.

Lianne can't get enough of the Golden Monkey, so we had to buy a tarp for the bedroom.

shaking the golden monkeys out of the tree

Kicking around a difficult to solve problem until a brilliant solution falls out

"Alysha has been moving them photoshop layers around on that design for ages"
"Yea she is shaking the golden monkeys out of the tree"

Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey

The most chill monkey in the primate family. This ape is not afraid to dap up his homies and crack a cold one with you on a nice summer night. They are found in China but are chill enough to pay half of the rent if you wanna move somewhere else with it.

Sadly their overwhelming coolness is not helping them. As of 2021, they are on the brink of extinction. with about 10,000 or less left in the wild.

Guy 1: Yo this is my main man Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey, *daps him up* he pays half rent with me.
Guy 2: Damn I want a friend like Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey!
Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey: Yrrrr

俚语	golden monkey
释义	golden monkey This is an athletic negro that got a full scholarship to an ivy league school not because he can read and write, but because he is seven and a half feet tall and plays basketball like a moefoe. "I can't believe that golden monkey. He doesn't even know what keeps the sun shining, but he gets a full scholarship." golden monkey A drink invented by a bartender called Monkey at a place called the Swiss in Tacoma. Exact recipe is unknown but ingredients include smashed lemons, Malibu rum, 151, Pineapple juice.. Made by request as an original drink for the guitar player of the band Kry. Hey can I get a golden monkey? Golden Monkey A sexual act in which one throws feces at their partner and then washes it off by urinating on them. Lianne can't get enough of the Golden Monkey, so we had to buy a tarp for the bedroom. shaking the golden monkeys out of the tree Kicking around a difficult to solve problem until a brilliant solution falls out "Alysha has been moving them photoshop layers around on that design for ages" "Yea she is shaking the golden monkeys out of the tree" Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey The most chill monkey in the primate family. This ape is not afraid to dap up his homies and crack a cold one with you on a nice summer night. They are found in China but are chill enough to pay half of the rent if you wanna move somewhere else with it. Sadly their overwhelming coolness is not helping them. As of 2021, they are on the brink of extinction. with about 10,000 or less left in the wild. Guy 1: Yo this is my main man Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey, daps him up he pays half rent with me. Guy 2: Damn I want a friend like Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey! Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey: Yrrrr
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