Golden Pear
A lightly tanned, but certainly not sunburned, scrotum.
Friend: Bro, why are you laying in the sun with tanning lotion on your scrotum?
Bro: It's date night on Friday and my woman likes my fruit basket to have a nice golden pear.
Bro: It's date night on Friday and my woman likes my fruit basket to have a nice golden pear.