Golden Slumber
When you're sleeping next to someone, and wake up to find they've peed the bed.
John got really drunk and crashed in my bed last night. When I woke up this morning, I realized I had a golden slumber!
Golden Slumberer
A term used to describe those that are lulled to a peaceful sleep by the sound of syndicated Golden Girl episodes.
Before bed I always tune the laptop to Youtube, put on a Golden Girls playlist and drift away to sleep! I guess you could call me a Golden Slumberer!