Goldicock
An adjective used to describe a penis that's not too big, not too small, but just right.
For men: "I always worried girls thought I was small, but last night Sarah told me I had a Goldicock so I feel much better."
For women: "Telling guys with small dicks they have Goldicocks is way easier than having to deal with their insecurities."
For women: "Telling guys with small dicks they have Goldicocks is way easier than having to deal with their insecurities."
Goldicocks
A woman who measures the penis size of all her dates so she can provide gory details to her friends.
We nicknamed our friend Goldicocks because she would come back from dates and rate the men's penis size, "this one is too big," "this one is too small," "this one is just right."
Goldicocks
A gay guy that always complains about his tricks cocks, some are too big, some are too small, some are too curved, etc. Goldicocks is always looking for the perfect cock.
Mario is always complaining his partners cocks are never exactly what he wants. He is such a Goldicocks!