goldlicker
n. - (portmanteau of “gold-digger” and “boot-licker”) - a person who fanboys one or many super-wealthy persons, ascribes to them unrelated qualities such as native altruism, intelligence, or right-to-added-freedom, and tends to be quite vocal in their defense or admiration of this person who has no clue they exist and wouldn’t care if they did.
This goldlicker is out here defending Elon Musk like he's Superman and Princess Peach rolled into one.