gold star mom
A mother who became pregnant on her very first time having sex. Marital, obviously.
Gold Star Moms are very responsible guardians of their vaginas, and birth the healthiest babies. They are the antithesis of slutty single moms.
The cackling hens at the PTA meeting had no choice but to shutup and respect the authority of the Gold Star Mom.
The cackling hens at the PTA meeting had no choice but to shutup and respect the authority of the Gold Star Mom.