Goldswain
This incredible surname, thought to pre-date Neolithic man, can be split into 2 syllables “Gold” meaning golden, and “Swain” meaning lover.
A Goldswain is indeed a golden lover.
The opposite sex, or same sex, depending on ones preference, seem to loose all ability to control their desires once a Goldswain has been spotted.
A Goldswain is indeed a golden lover.
The opposite sex, or same sex, depending on ones preference, seem to loose all ability to control their desires once a Goldswain has been spotted.
“Barry stop the car, I want a divorce, I’ve just seen a Goldswain”
“Don’t bother peeling those tomatoes Judith, that gorgeous Goldswain girl with the massive funbags is running down the beach on Baywatch”
“That’s the last time I buy you a pina colada Gareth, It’s quite obvious that you fancy that Goldswain over there”
“Don’t bother peeling those tomatoes Judith, that gorgeous Goldswain girl with the massive funbags is running down the beach on Baywatch”
“That’s the last time I buy you a pina colada Gareth, It’s quite obvious that you fancy that Goldswain over there”