golphing
A sport overshadowed by the more popular dry-land version called golfing. Golphing is played underwater exactly the same as golfing is.
I'm going to the pool to play Golph.
Golphing
Golphing is anal intercourse on the sly.
He was supposed to be my boom-boom partner for life and I caught him in our room Golphing with that dirty creature!