Goming

The act of living up to the "Steve Gomes" status, and playing it out. Literally having enough swag that just describes itself as Goming. You Gome, she Gomes, we all GOME. STEVE GOMES.

Something sexual that broccoli doesn’t understand

A male between the ages of 17 and 29 who is a sports fan, collared shirt wearer, and most likely a college student that is prominent in a Fraternity. Statistics indicate that nearly 85% of these people are named Chad.

Gomes is a Portuguese surname. It is derived from the Visigothic word guma meaning "man". In the English language, the pronunciation rhymes with homes.

A derogatory word for someone regarded as dim-witted or unintelligent.

A person or situation that is whack or "chaunce." There are three levels of ghome, a word which originates in the Pacific NW in Tacoma, WA. Level 1: unintentional and somewhat ghome. Level 2: either an intentional yet low-strength ghome or an unintentional, severe ghome. Level 3: an intentional, super-ghome, also known as a "ghome out" when a friend does something particularly ghome to another friend, friend b has been "ghomed out".

Pulling a Gomes is not doing what you planned on doing, sleeping all day, leaving you on seen, saying you will be there but you cancel last minute, saying you can't go out and then you see him an hour later. Pulling a Gomes can also be doing your college thesis at the last minute, getting lazy to pay for your senior trip, or even drinking free water cups at panera without buying anything.
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