Gommers
A female specimen with dental issues and requires sharp braces and/or plates. It like to give many gobbys (oral sex) but fails at doing so because its braces slice and dice the penis.
my girlfriend just pulled a gommers on me....wtf!
now im in hospital
now im in hospital
Gommer
A person who chooses to socialise with a girlfriend, over mates.
"is Ronny coming to the 'za hut 'fet?"
"No, he's a gommer!"
"he's such a shaft."
"nit do!"
"No, he's a gommer!"
"he's such a shaft."
"nit do!"
gommer
A man who is grumpy and old in his outlook as well as in actuality
he is nothing but a gommer
Gommer wotsit
To be a good friend
You are the perfect gommer wotsit