Gone shroomin’
Gone shroomin' is the feeling of pure bliss when you leave your house unattended while looking for shrooms. The excitement that you might get robbed plus the idea of finding shrooms is overwhelming. Typically someone will hang a ‘gone shroomin’ sign on their door to alert their neighbours, friends and family of their whereabouts.
“Where were you last weekend?”
“Oh me? I was gone shroomin’ the whole time!”
“Oh me? I was gone shroomin’ the whole time!”